Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Awkward. Season 3 Trailer!

"Junior year is like the Thursday night of high school." Any one in their junior year? It sucks, it's exciting, but all in all you feel like "where did high school go?". Well, here it is!


I really like Tamara's hair in this.



Monday, April 1, 2013

AWKWARD. Season 2 Best of the Best quotes.



Which quote from Awkward. Season 2 is really 

best of the best to you?

Just those pictures of Matty require me to put this picture in. "Sorry, I'm not sorry."
Jenna: What? Why didn't you give me the heads up?
Tamara: I don't know maybe I was busy buying lottery tickets 'cause I'm a freakin' psychic.

Sadie: Not you Clark, we need a real dude.
Clark: How about you?


Sadie: Where can I get ready?
Tamara: By the dumpster.
Sadie: That's sweet, but I don't have time for a tour of your home.


Tamara: No joke, Ben's your mom's Matty.
This scene was too awkwardly funny. A must.

Sadie: What's up suicidal slut? [Sadie shoves a dollar in Jenna's shirt.] Get used to it sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome.

Lacey: I am sorry we got carried away with all of that girl talk. I did not mean to embarrass you.
Jenna: Don't worry it wasn't the first time.
Lacey: And it won't be the last.

Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...the girl he deflowered at summer camp.

Tamara: Sign here if you think Ricky Schwartz is a douche.

Tamara: He sexted me a picture of his hands with a note that said "we miss you."

THERE SHOULD BE MORE BUT, I'M LAZY AND TIRED AND TOO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT SEASON. Much love <3 font="" nbsp="">



AWKWARD. My love is a Black Heart




To begin the tragic day of all days, a quick scene of a cheated relationship resurfacing for Valentine's day. Tamara whips out her witty commentary saying that a dicktor scale does exist..... hmm and PT(ex)D.

Tony gets super pissed and throughs chalk on Jenna's sweater. Matty walks up to Jake and initially thinks that he is getting information for Jake about their date. So, Jenna tells Matty her perfect date... somethings bound to happen.

Awkwardly, Jake gives Jenna a lovebug... and I would've been like, "Awe!" but rather Jenna's like, "A bettle?" I guess she's not sappy... And, because she's not sappy, Jake gets all self conscious.  But, a few seconds later, Jake gets more self conscious when Jenna can't focus on him by staring at Matty.

Sadie looks really skinny. I love her comments... "Scrooge hated Christmas diphole."

The lovebug is lost again on Ming, but not Tamara.

CHILL OUT                   Yeah, 'cause it's
GET MY DRIFT            so cool to get a
KISS ME- Wait- no.         candy heart from
BFF                                 your principal. Not.


Lacey definitely deserves to be alone on Valentine's Day.

I really like Jake's last name... I don't know, it's cute.

So, Matty's on a date with a freshman. If I looked like that as a freshman... There is no girl in my school that looks/looked like her as a freshman. Most freshman are like 14? She's not 14. Anyway, it would be so, well Awkward. to have to sit across from your ex-hookup while sitting by your current boyfriend.



And, Ricky's moving on with out Tamara with... SADIE. Oh, shit just got real... well, not really, but it's kinda sad. Tamara has to deal with the fact that Ricky didn't actually like her. That would be hard to swallow, plus the fact the person he really likes is Sadie. Fun.




Oh, and Ming! She finds someone!! That's exciting and adorable.

Friday, July 20, 2012

AWKWARD. Are you there God? It's me Jenna.




This epsiode, honestly disappointed me. I thought that there could've been more a storyline and rather than beating up on Jenna for her "suicide" attempt, why not something else? Something with Jake could've shown her struggle more.

So, after Jenna's parent's seperation, she decides to go to Church Camp because, she feels responsible for the split. That's it, that's all, folks.

Kinda pathetic episode. Oh, well, there's always next week?

Friday, July 13, 2012

AWKWARD. Season 2 Episode 4 Sneak Peak!

Oh, Jesus. Not even 5 hours after Episode 3 comes out, I'm too excited for the next one... At least I have one good thing to look forward to next Thursday!

So, here it is...   

AWKWARD. Three's A Crowd




To kick off Jenna's voice over, there is an over head view of Palos Hillers- I like it. It's fresh and fun and something completely new to the series. When Jenna's talking about being a twosome, I didn't get that until I realized that this is Jenna's first real, open and public relationship. So, if Jake's been in a relationship and Jenna's not a virgin, aren't they kinda even?

When Matty puts his hand on Jenna's knee- how did Jake not see that? We all know that he's smart, he's the Sophmore class president! The Uniboob remark was funny, but in high school, I don't think that they will let you wear just that. But, at the same time, they did let Tamara and all of her club mates wear that unitard.

So, now we know, you say something about a honey pot, you will get a B. You promise to take it outside and call someone a scum ass, you will get a B. You yell at someone who deserves it and tell them you're not friends, you will get a B.

Formulating AWKWARD.'s next big move. Tamara is Matty. Jenna is Ricky Schwartz. Jake is (insert random girl here--> _____). Whoa, Awkwardception!

And, how did Jake not see Matty grab Jenna's ass? Seriously. Do I need to repeat myself? Class President! Matty's hand flew up and he kinda did a weird waddle away... Oh, yeah, totally depression, Jake. Good one.

Get over you! He's just a BBF (Back Burner Friend). SOAK IT IN!

"Hi, I'm a bully and I'm working on letting go of my anger. Please sign up for the 5K to help put kids like me in my place."
So, Matty holds Jenna's hand when she's getting into Jake's car. Jenna feeds Matty. Matty nudes up. There is something still there, absolutely. I kinda, definitely, really want them to get back together. *If* Jenna wasn't with Jake, if Matty wasn't such a dick.

So, Jake, Matty and Jenna are in her new hot tub. And, he invited himself. Finally, Jenna's dad shows up and gets rid of Matty. And, Jake.

The one thing that scares me the most about Ricky Schwartz? The fact that he called a bunch of guys in band "beautiful" in order for them to cup his balls. What the fu*k? There is where I draw the line and the writers make it a pinch or a cup more awkward. Living up it's name there.

Okay, so if Sadie immediately gives Tamara advice and she fires back with insults, why would Tamara trust her? The Sadie Saxton Walk/Run! Where was Sadie's You're welcome?  Looks like Tamara's learning. There it is! Her you're welcome. Sadie has so many B's (because, she is a B) that she makes a print out of it. It's cute. I like it.

"But, you'll ruin it if leave me alone with a bully." That was smart, witty, mean, but not to the extreme. Just like Sadie. Uh-oh... Is she learning? Is it beneficial?

What is up with everyone dipping their head under water in the hot tub (and, by everyone, I mean Matty and Tamara)? I don't get it.

I would've loved to see Val in hooker heels right after she yelled at the "new" counselor.

Beau Mirchoff still looks so hot... SO HOT. Geez, hot! I think it's been established, I have a crush on Beau. It seems to me that Sadie and Matty could go good together... They seem to have a flirtationship (Thanks Tamara for that one!)... I love that Tamara flips off Sadie and runs after Ricky. Looks like she is rogue!!

So, Lacey shows up to apologize and Jenna seems to forgive her. I don't think that I could. Or would. Or should.

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