AWKWARD.: AWKWARD. Three's A Crowd

Awkward. - Full Episodes

To kick off Jenna's voice over, there is an over head view of Palos Hillers- I like it. It's fresh and fun and something completely new to the series. When Jenna's talking about being a twosome, I didn't get that until I realized that this is Jenna's first real, open and public relationship. So, if Jake's been in a relationship and Jenna's not a virgin, aren't they kinda even?

When Matty puts his hand on Jenna's knee- how did Jake not see that? We all know that he's smart, he's the Sophmore class president! The Uniboob remark was funny, but in high school, I don't think that they will let you wear just that. But, at the same time, they did let Tamara and all of her club mates wear that unitard.

So, now we know, you say something about a honey pot, you will get a B. You promise to take it outside and call someone a scum ass, you will get a B. You yell at someone who deserves it and tell them you're not friends, you will get a B.

Formulating AWKWARD.'s next big move. Tamara is Matty. Jenna is Ricky Schwartz. Jake is (insert random girl here--> _____). Whoa, Awkwardception!

And, how did Jake not see Matty grab Jenna's ass? Seriously. Do I need to repeat myself? Class President! Matty's hand flew up and he kinda did a weird waddle away... Oh, yeah, totally depression, Jake. Good one.

Get over you! He's just a BBF (Back Burner Friend). SOAK IT IN!

"Hi, I'm a bully and I'm working on letting go of my anger. Please sign up for the 5K to help put kids like me in my place."

So, Matty holds Jenna's hand when she's getting into Jake's car. Jenna feeds Matty. Matty nudes up. There is something still there, absolutely. I kinda, definitely, really want them to get back together. *If* Jenna wasn't with Jake, if Matty wasn't such a dick.

So, Jake, Matty and Jenna are in her new hot tub. And, he invited himself. Finally, Jenna's dad shows up and gets rid of Matty. And, Jake.

The one thing that scares me the most about Ricky Schwartz? The fact that he called a bunch of guys in band "beautiful" in order for them to cup his balls. What the fu*k? There is where I draw the line and the writers make it a pinch or a cup more awkward. Living up it's name there.

Okay, so if Sadie immediately gives Tamara advice and she fires back with insults, why would Tamara trust her? The Sadie Saxton Walk/Run! Where was Sadie's You're welcome? Looks like Tamara's learning. There it is! Her you're welcome. Sadie has so many B's (because, she is a B) that she makes a print out of it. It's cute. I like it.

"But, you'll ruin it if leave me alone with a bully." That was smart, witty, mean, but not to the extreme. Just like Sadie. Uh-oh... Is she learning? Is it beneficial?

What is up with everyone dipping their head under water in the hot tub (and, by everyone, I mean Matty and Tamara)? I don't get it.

I would've loved to see Val in hooker heels right after she yelled at the "new" counselor.

Beau Mirchoff still looks so hot... SO HOT. Geez, hot! I think it's been established, I have a crush on Beau. It seems to me that Sadie and Matty could go good together... They seem to have a flirtationship (Thanks Tamara for that one!)... I love that Tamara flips off Sadie and runs after Ricky. Looks like she is rogue!!