AWKWARD. Favorites Quotes of Season 1

What's your favorite Awkward. Season 1 quote?

Tamara: If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.


Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.





Jenna: Thankfully, my dad always had my back.
Kevin: Now, I'm not pushing anything, but if you guys decide to take things to the next level make sure your wrap up the sausage.
Jenna: Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.

Jenna: Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome unless you're the one getting hit.

Tamara: What the hell is a sex touch?

Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.

Jenna: For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.

Valerie: All right you two lets just pop the cherry on this.


Valerie: Even homoerotic tension couldn't bring Stacy back to life!


Jenna: Sadie didn't just hate me she hated herself. She was as powerless to the stigma of her weight as I was to the stigma of my fake suicide. Was it possible that we had something in common?
[Jenna reads Sadie's food diary]: Jenna Hamilton is an oozing skitch!
Jenna: F- that, I had to take the bitch down.


Kevin: What do you think? Should we send her to bed without dessert?
Lacey: So that she wakes up skinnier? No, that's not a punishment that's a reward.

Tamara: Your suicide stigma is like the herps just when you think it's gone it comes back.


Jenna: My mother's perception of being bold was free boobing.


Lissa: Abstinence isn't easy and neither are you.


Tamara: Agreed, the ellipses are the sluts of punctuation.


Tamara: Jenna, we got your texts. Where are you on the Britney meter?
Jenna: I may be mid head shave.


Lacey: Why can't she be like every other teenager and starve herself?